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Sunday, February 3

half a week's work done...very enrichin...learn new stuff everyday....!new project comin up in the farm..a new butterfly kit...still in the R&D stage...very intriguing...definitely an attraction point in the near future...

a joke to share...

ever since 911 incident the US customs has been very strict with luggage checks and the story goes...

a chinese tourist came with his luggage and a custom officer checks his luggage and saw a bundle of 7 underwears and asks the chinese tourist y did he bundle them up...the chinese tourist (can't speak good english) said while pointin to each of the underwears, "monday, tuesday,wednesday..." den the custom officer let him go...

next came a french...he had a similar bundle of underwears in his luggage...but he only bundled 5 of them...the custom officer den questioned him bout them...he ans, "monday,tuesday.....weekend we dun wear underwears" french ppl...being romantic...dun wear underwear on wkends...

lastly...an indian came...he had a bundle of 12 underwears...! the officer was puzzled...den he asked bout them...the indian ans...,"january, february,march,april...."

another dirty joke that i heard recently...LOL...

a couple is travellin by train around europe...bcos they have to spend the nite in the train with other ppl...they came up wif a code that they wuld say when they wana hav sex... 'i wana hav some oranges...'

the train bunks seperated by upper and lower decks...the couple had the upper bunk...and they spent the nite sayin 'i wana hav some oranges' to each other...

den the tourist slpin in the lower bunk complained to them,"eat your oranges and stop sprayin the orange juices...!!!

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